thyrell:

shiftythrifting:

I saw this shirt and immediately started crying. I’ve never been filled with so much fear in my entire life

why this look like a soviet propaganda poster

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

whyisfuturesosad:

*sees someone looking at their partner with genuine love and care* need me a freak like tht

(via gcldenclosets)

siriusyblack:

Vine references: Harry Potter Characters

Harry: Well I’m doing just fine…I lied I’m dying inside

Ron: i don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets

Hermione: that is not correct. Because according to the encyclopaedia of pl-pl-pl-pl-pl-

Neville: Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane tortilla

Luna: he needs some milk

Ginny: Go back to sleep, and starve.

Draco: hey loser, say kid backwards! [dik?] Ha ha, that’s gay…

Dumbledore: [HoW dO yOu kNoW wHaT’s gOoD fOr mE?] THAT’S MY OPINIONNN!!!..

Snape: *to the ghostbusters theme song* I’m an adult virgin

Lily: oh my god why can’t you just take the freaking compliMEEEENTT

James: People constantly ask me what’s it like to be a sexy-

Sirius: All I wanna tell you is school’s not important… Be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a dog…RUFF. You know?

Remus: [dad, look! it’s the good kush…] This is the dollar store how good can it be?

Peter: I brought you Myrrh [thank you] Mur-dur! [huh…Judas..no]

McGonagall: smack that bitch

Flitwick: I said whoever threw that paper, your moms a hoe!

Hagrid: look at all those chickens

Arthur: road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does

Molly: every time you don’t yell at your kids, put a quarter in your sock and soon you’ll have a weapon to beat-

Bill: wOw

Charlie: So no head?

Percy: Hey everybody, today my brother pushed me, so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him would be: I would get pushed way less.

Fred: can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?

George: I’m John Cena!

Tonks: This bitch empty, YEET!

Moody: I wanna be a cowboy baby

Colin: That was legitness

Cho: Chris is that a weed?

Cedric: Oh my god they were roommates

Fleur: hi, I’m Renata Bliss and I’m your freestyle dance teacher

Victor: *slides in* Good evening

Dudley: Whaddup my name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never fucking learnt how to read

Petunia: I saw you hanging out with caitlin yesterday!! [r-rebecca, it’s not what you think!] i won’t hesitate, bitch! * pew pew *

Dobby: Hi welcome to chilli’s

Hedwig: Bitch I hope the fuck you do! You’ll be a dead son of a bitch I tell you

Narcissa: two shots of vodka *pours in half a bottle of vodka*

Bellatrix: I love you bitch. I ain’t never gonna stop loving you….bitch.

Voldemort: I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me

(via kazbrekkker)

teenbitch:

has anyone else’s life been really off lately or is it just me

(via pinkclout-blog)

shojo:

theguilteaparty:

reindeerplaydate:

forfuturereferenceonly:

kowka:

haraii:

christmas eve what about christmas adam

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

Happy Christmas Adam everyone

(via confusedfilipina)

rehfan:

queenelsaofnotredame:

emilyisobsessed:

my dog took a bullet for me

THE SWIVEL OF THAT BUTT THO

Not all heroes wear capes

(via confusedfilipina)

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gohawkins:

lesbianmikewheeler:

guys. steve has no idea who eleven is and nobody told him

in steve’s head, dj khaled voice: Another one

(via autismking)

(via autismking)

rowlinginthedepp:

Mr. Isaacs strikes again and serves that fresh tea

(via ofthedirewolves)

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

henny-de-gallo:

robregal:

itskyalenotkyle:

The full video is more amazing than I could have imagined lmao

Mans not hot.

fire in the booth

(via puretchalla)

kingzhanni:

nonbinarygoth:

im tired of u fake ratatouille fans thinking the rats name is ratatouille 

for the last time, his name isnt ratatouille, its ratatouilles monster

(via itreallyatemyhand)

lindzem-blog:

pillowswithboners:

gif87a-com:

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

I like how the bird actually stopped to contemplate the weird flower for a bit

Purest little bird~

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)